With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to the North Pole to check out Santa Claus's sleigh before allowing him to fly on Christmas eve.The inspector arrives and checks the reindeer and they look good, he checks the harness...
Author: wptangerine
Q: How many residents of country towns does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?A: None, they're afraid there's been too much development already.
A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't improve.Finally, before the whole.
Your mama is so smelly she makes right guard go left, and speed stick slow down. IK
how many blonde jokes are there? none because theyre all true..
Why were there no in flight movies on the September 11 planes ? 'Cause there was a Telly Ban
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine sent a journalist to her house for an interview. He asked her about the boys and.
Q: How many mutants does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two thirds.
Q: How many post-doctoral fellows does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but it'll probably take three or four tries to get it right because he/she will probably give it to the technician to do.