Bill Clinton's limo is driving along a back country road on the way back to Washington from Camp David, when all of a sudden a pig jumps out in front of the limo. Bill, upset, tells the chauffeur to drive to the nearest farm house...
Author: wptangerine
a medical student was in the morgue one day after classes, getting a little practice in before the final exams. he went over to a table where a body was.
Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Modem: What 'cha did to the hay fields.Dot Matrix: Farmer Matrix's wife.Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy.
Altos are sandwiched between sopranos and tenors. Bach did it with the organ. Band members do it all night. Band members do it in a parade. Band members do it.
Knock KnockWho's there?Mae!Mae who?Mae be I'll tell you or Mae be I won't!
There's a bunch of doctors gathered together at a doctor's convention one night. A male doctor notices a female doctor from across the room. The female doctor notices also and.
There was a koala bear who was approached by a prostitute one day. He had never been with a prostitute before. Curious and excited, Koala spent the night with her.
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