Wait!!! Who the hell are making up these dumb ass jokes.well who ever is shut up and give me deep throte. Ha ha ha ha..
Author: wptangerine
Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.You have a Hefty bag on the passenger side window of your car.You have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.
Why dont black people like country music? - Every time they call a Hoe down they think their mama's been shot.
The following comments are those of Bill Hall who is a syndicated humor columnist for the Lewiston Morning Tribune in Lewiston, Idaho. Consider bathing, for instance. As a general rule, middle-aged women take baths at night. The men shower each morning. The men like to...
14. Ken Starr's original request was for Monica's dress with the "sequin" on it. 13. Vince Foster actually killed by a jealous O. J. 12. Stain turns out to be.
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sightseeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. The client out of.
One day last week the police people in Afganistan found Osmoma * they threw some Viagra in a cave and he popped right up*
Why does a chicken lay eggs? Because if she dropped them, they'd break
What do you call a blonde in the bottom of a swimming pool? An Air Pocket!
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. "Isn't it true...