Knock-Knock. Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken I give you some jelly beans? Knock-Knock. Who's there? Tommy. Tommy who? Tommy ache'cause I ate all the jelly beans.
Author: wptangerine
A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice restaurant, buys.
There was a blonde, redhead, and a burnette. They all jumped off the building. Which on hit the ground last? The dumb blonde because she had to stop and ask.
A guy wanted to buy a gift for his new girlfriend's birthday. As they had only started dating, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note, personal, but not too personal. Accompanied by the girlfriend's younger sister, he went...
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?".
1. You've slept with Geraldo Rivera. 2. Arsenio touches your knee. 3. Even Richard Dawson won't kiss you. 4. Sheik offers you free shares in the company. 5. You become.
When a woman says: 'This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and if we don't do laundry right now, you'll have no clothes to wear.' What a man hears: 'blah, blah, blah,...
A 69 interrupted by a period. Joke found on http://www.randomjoke.com
Q. What do you call a dog with real short legs and steel testicles? A. Sparky.
Virginia: Two men in a pickup truck went to a new-home site to steal a refrigerator. Banging up walls, floors, etc., they snatched a refrigerator from one of the houses, and loaded it onto the pickup. The truck promptly got stuck in the mud, so...