Bill Clinton's 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not commit thyself!
Author: wptangerine
A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can�t take it with you."After much thought and consideration, the.
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