One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor. Doctor: What was your dream about? Blonde: I was being chase by a vampire! Doctor: (giggles quitely) So... what is the scenery like? Blonde: I was running in...
Author: wptangerine
(actual trial) A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her.
15> Keeps suggesting that you demonstrate the depth of your devotion to each other by exchanging credit card numbers. 14> His IM messages are chockablock with correct grammar usage and.
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman's horse stumbles and jostles...
A mother and son were walking through a cemetery, and passed by a headstone inscribed "Here lies a good lawyer and an honest man." The little boy read the headstone,.
Sign over a gynecologist's office "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." At a military hospital door to endoscopy: "To expedite your visit, please back in." On a Plumbers truck: "We repair.
Knock Knock Who's there? Oscar! Oscar who? Oscar a silly question, get a silly answer! Knock Knock Who's there? O'Shea! O'Shea who? O'Shea that's a sad story! Knock Knock Who's there? Oslo! Oslo who! Oslo down, whats the hurry! Knock Knock Who's there? Oswald! Oswald...
Ring Ring... Hello, who is it? Is your phone number 13498732? No. So, why did you pick up the phone?
One day a guy walks in a bar and asks for five shots of whiskey. The bartender asks why. The guy says, "I found out my brother is gay." The.
Two blonds rented a canoe and went fishing on the lake. After waiting an hour without catching any fish, they decided to go farther down the lake. After two hours of waiting and not catching any fish, they decided to go right to the middle...