Polution- a lawyer in the sea. Solution- all of the lawyers under the sea.
Author: wptangerine
Q: How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Sod it, we're all gonna die anyway.
Your momma is so fat that she stepped on a scale and the scale said , "I want your weight not your phone number".
Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
One day grandpa says to grandma "Why don't we go to the motel like we used to do when we were young and get kinky?" So they get to the.
There people die, person 1, person 2, and person 3.Persons 2 and 3 saw person 1 walking with this really ugly guy/girl. they said eeewwww. Why are you walking with.
Q: How many Mensans does it take to change a light bulb?A: 66. Eleven philosophers to ponder whether it is possible to actually do anything; ten semanticists to debate the various possible meanings of each phrase, word, and syllable; nine columnists to write about it...
A very sick man is in the hospital, and on many drugs which give him bowel problems. After many false alarms, he accidentally craps himself. Very embarrassed, he balls up.
A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He said, "We take the lungs out of a man, perform an operation, put the lungs.
A very sad event occurred last night: the Energizer Bunny, after going and going for so long has unfortunately passed away. The official medical report states that Mr. Bunny died from a Heart Attack brought on by sexual over stimulation. It seems that someone had...