The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a sight-seeing tour with a very rich Taiwanese client. The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she remembers what her...
Author: wptangerine
Why cant witches have babies? Cause their husbands have halloweenies.
why does michael jackson like 26 yr olds? because there were 20 of them
1. Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes.
a man decided to go out fishing. while he was fishing his pole started to yank hard. so the man started wheeling in as fast and hard as he could..
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? 'Look! They spelled Macy's wrong.'
Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse and a miniskirt and high heels. My measurements are 36-24-36. I work out every day. I'm toned and perfect. What do you look like? Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about...
a boy walks in on his mum in the shower, he looks at her croch and asks whats that and she replies thats my garage.later the boy walks in on.
"What happened?" asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed."Well, I went down to Margate at the weekend and decided to take a ride on.
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by...