Two women go out one night without their husbands. As they came back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, They felt the urge to pee. They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go...
Author: wptangerine
why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side
10. It doesn't bother me at all that my college roommate is making $80,000 a year on Wall Street. 9. I'd be delighted to proofread your book/chapter/article. 8. My work.
Can any of you relate to these "addiction" quips? I sure can The last time you looked at the clock it was 11:30pm, and in what seems like only a few seconds later, your little sister runs past you to catch her 7am school bus....
Nebraska, Gateway to Arkansas.
There were 3 men. An Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman. They all had a daughter. The Englishman said "I found a bottle of vodka in my daughters room, I didn't even.
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. (Of course, we know God is never missing, but this is a story.) Eventually, Michael, the Archangel, found him resting on the seventh day. He inquires of God, "Where have...
Today's youth are tomorrow's old people.
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?A: It took Bill less than 100 days to botch a military mission.
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Puzzled, one student raised...