'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE IMPEACHMENT December 17, 1998 'Twas The Night Before Impeachment, when all through the House, All the Congress was stirring, even Conyers, the louse. The Articles were hung by the Capitol with care, In hopes that Saint Bubba would be trapped in...
Author: wptangerine
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