This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, "You, foreigners! Come in. Come into my...
Author: wptangerine
Q: How many social workers does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Four. One to change the bulb, one to counsel the old bulb because it's been thrown away by.
I took my young son to the doctor for a routine physical. All the way I had to reassure him that he would not be getting a shot. He went.
Marie's funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband. Standing near the casket, a mourner keeps repeating, "At last they're together. At last they're together." A mourner whispers, "Why are you making such a tumult? She was a tramp even...
Maurie was not having a good day on the golf course. After he missed a twelve inch putt, his partner asked him what the problem was. "It's the wife" said.
Daughter: I want the latest Disney princess video. Mother: What's it called? Daughter: "Each sold separately."
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she looked in the window there was a gorgeous parrot for sale with a sign that said "$50.00". She had always wanted a parrot, but had found them to be too expensive,...
Reaching the end of his job interview, the personal recruiter asked the young engineer fresh out of college, "And, what starting salary were you looking for?" The engineer said, "In.
Fun Things To During A Driving Test 1. Turn the radio on. When the examiner goes to turn it off slap his/her hand. 2. Rev the car really high, turn.
Some will say that this is definitive proof that Bill Gates is the devil:CNN: - Microsoft, Barney teaming up - August 19, 1997 http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/9708/19/barney.ap/index.html-------------------------------------------------------------------- Upon reading the above-referenced web page the following scenario burst full-fledged into my brain...--------------------------------------------------------------------'Hello, and welcome to the Microsoft ActiMates Barney...