Author: wptangerine
How do you make a cat be a dog? Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match. It will go 'WOOF.'
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Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they're sending their turkey to the White House! A: Because they can't afford.
Yo Mama so fat, you have to take two trains and a bus to get on her good side.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received.
HER SIDE OF THE STORY He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit.