Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.
Author: wptangerine
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the same tent. One on a bear skin, one on a buffalo skin and one on a.
Knock-Knock Who's there? Yo Mama!
Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?A: A pair of Re-bachs.
So this new bar opens and the owner can't think of a name. So he decides to name the bar after the 3rd person who walks in. It takes doesn�t.
Once,there was a detective who was just moving in to his new office. He heard a knock on the door. He wanted to make a good impression since he was new, so he pretended to be on the phone. The man waited patiently. The detective...
If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark.
Your mommas so fat, Police had to us the Jaws of Life to help her take a shit!