Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and...
Author: wptangerine
Knock KnockWho's there?Juliet!Juliet who!Juliet me in or not!
A old lady went to the Doctor and said "I have a problem, can you help me out ? The Dr. asked "What is the problem with you ?" The.
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO (Chief Executive Officer) standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is important, and my secretary has left. Can you make...
Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a woman.
During a neighborhood party here, I got into an argument with my neighbor, Van, about presidential politics. Finally, he asked me why I was such a dedicated Republican.I told him.
There was something funny about the kidnapping crime scene that Special Agent Frievald couldn't quite place, and the thought stuck with him throughout the rest of the day,like those tiny little bits of the circumferent skin from the bologna slices on a foot-long Subway Cold...
Why did the man fill his waterbed with beer? He wanted a foam mattress. Submitted by Glaci Edited by Tantilazing
Hearts and roses and kisses galore... What the hell is all that shit for? People get mushy and start acting queer It is definatley the most annoying day of the.
There were three girls. One was a brunet, another was a red head, and the last was a blonde. They were caught by a tribe that was scared of storms.Then the burnet was going to get shot she yelled out tornado. The people ran for...