A woman enrolled in nursing school was attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day was involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asked the woman "Do you know what your asshole does when you're having an orgasm?" "Sure"...
Author: wptangerine
Green's Law of Debate: Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
The following are actual English subtitles used in films from Hong Kong:* I am darn unsatisfied to be killed in this way. * Fatty, you with your thick face have.
A Kentucky family took a holiday to New York City. For an adventure the father took his son to see a skyscraper. They were amazed by everything they saw - especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. The boy asked, 'What's that there,...
One day while on patrol a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The.
A man went out drinking with his friends and came home the next morning to find his wife waiting for him. He apologized for worrying her but proceeded to tell.
A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.
A guy walks into his local bordello and picks out a girl. They go back to her room and start to discuss prices. She says "It's $100 for a blow.
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on.
At first I was afraid, I was petrified! Kept thinking I could never pass with no revision guide, But then I spent so many nights, getting all the questions wrong, And I grew strong, And I learned I could scrape along, I won't look back,...