Air pollution is when your city is hit by a blizzard, and three weeks later, the snow still hasn't fallen to the ground.
Author: wptangerine
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering..
A man and his wife were traveling in Texas. A highway patrolman pulled the man over for speeding. The cop came up to the car and asked to see the.
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders? Whatever happened to preparations A through G? When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? When cows laugh, does milk come out of...
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading her name tag?What did you name the other one!!
A small, uncertain, and nervous witness was being cross-examined. The lawyer thundered, "Have you ever been married?""Yes, sir," said the witness in a low voice."Once.""Whom did you marry?""Well, a woman."The.
Q: How is a woman like a condom? A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
I just hope God grades on a curve.
was in a bar when i met up with an old pal from school i said crikey you put on some weight... he replied its ever since my dad died.
You know you a redneck when the speaker says "do the hodown" and you throw your wife on the floor.