Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't worry,.
A lawyer named Thomas Strange died, and his wife was informed by the tombstone maker that he can only fit nine words on the tombstone. So she asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his.
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the bathroom. No facilities nearby, she decided to find a sheltered area, dropped her pants and proceeded.
A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office complaining about a pain in his private parts. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "We will start.
This married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest, "I had an affair with a woman... almost." The priest says, "What do you mean almost?" The man says,.
An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed this and asked him why he was crying. "Well," says the old fellow, "I just.
