Little Jimmy was laying about on a hillock in the middle of a meadow on a warm spring day. Puffy white clouds rolled by and he pondered their shape. Soon, he began to think about God. "God? Are you really there?" Jimmy said out loud. To his...
Author: wptangerine
Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and, realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf. So he told the.
A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him. "I am placed in the.
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to find an intruder in her house. Catching the man in the act of burglarizing her home, she yelled, "STOP! Acts 2:38!" ("Repent and be baptized, every one...
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I.
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings picking up hours to provide for his beautiful wife. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for.
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon. With great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." With even greater emphasis, his arms in the air, he said, "And if I had...
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, an attractive girl was waiting for a bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket..
Two gals lived next door to each other, and, were good friends. Every morning, after their husbands left for work and the kids were off to school, they would just.
One day, a blond, a brunette, and a redhead were all driving in a car when the car crashed. Minutes later they appeared up at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter met them and said, "We are doing something different today. Ahead are 100 stairs, after...