“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.”
Author: juhy
“When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.”
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame
“My level of sarcasm has gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I am kidding anymore.”
I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around!
“If I had a dollar for every smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.”
“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.”
I would explain it to you, but I’m all out of puppets and crayons.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
I always tell new hires, don’t think of me as your boss, think of me as your friend who can fire you.