There’s a lot to be said in his favor, but it’s not nearly as interesting
Author: juhy
When he talks, it isn’t a conversation. It’s a filibuster
I had applied for several scholarships for the upcoming year and was thrilled to learn that I had won one from my school, the University of Nevada, Las Vegas. Sometimes.
Advice to husbands: Try praising your wife now and then, even if it does startle her at first.
On a Miami to Chicago flight was a lively youngster who nearly drove everyone crazy. He was running up and down the aisle when the flight attendant started serving coffee..
Every time a little boy went to a playmate’s house, he found the friend’s grandmother deeply engrossed in her Bible. Finally his curiosity got the better of him. “Why do.
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with a slow Internet connection to see who they really are.
"Hell hath no fury like your kid catching you throwing ANYTHING away EVER. I snuggle out broken crayons like a Mexican druglord."
“If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever.”
“Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.”