My internet is so slow, it’s just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shit in person.
Author: juhy
You have not been yourself lately. We have all noticed the improvement.
Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his sheep through town? He was given a ticket for making a ewe turn.
"What doesn't kill you gives you a set of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor."
THANKS TO YOU I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
''Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.”
Their first daughter was born with a silver spoon in her mouth. Now they’re hoping for triplets so they can have a whole set.
I’m not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I’m going to Hell?
Shut up, will you?” “Oh, I’m sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?
Even people who are good for nothing can bring smile on your face, when pushed down the stairs...