You have not been yourself lately. We have all noticed the improvement.
Author: juhy
''There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage."
''I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure out where the hell you got the idea I cared.”
“I sometimes think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.”
“Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.”
“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.”
“When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.”
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame
“My level of sarcasm has gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I am kidding anymore.”
I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around!