A doctor says to his patient, I have bad news and worse news'. 'Oh dear, what's the bad news?' asks the patient. The doctor replies, 'You only have 24 hours to live'. 'That's terrible', said the patient. How can the news possibly be worse?' The...
Author: juhy
"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito."
"An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true."
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow .Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone!
"I always say 'Morning' Instead of 'good morning' Because if it was a good morning, I would still be in bed and not talking to people."
I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around!
I never admit or deny anything it makes things more interesting.
Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue
“It’s wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.”
“My level of sarcasm has gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I am kidding anymore.”