THANKS TO YOU I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
Author: juhy
You have not been yourself lately. We have all noticed the improvement.
You have not been yourself lately. We have all noticed the improvement.
You can’t be a real country unless you have a BEER and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
Frank and Fiona were making passionate love in Frank's van when suddenly Fiona, who was a bit on the kinky side, and had just read "50 shades of grey", yells.
Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad.And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.
A Horse Walks into a Bar... He approaches the bartender and says, "If there is a triangle with three sides labeled x, y, and z, and x and z are.
''I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure out where the hell you got the idea I cared.”
A college professor was giving a big science test. Upon collecting the tests she noticed a note attached to one of them with a $100 bill underneath it. The note read, “One dollar per point please.” The professor returned the test the following with $40...