Scientists have recently discovered a food that greatly reduces sex drive. It’s called wedding cake.
Author: juhy
Advice to husbands: Try praising your wife now and then, even if it does startle her at first.
It takes patience to listen.. it takes skill to pretend you’re listening.
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring smile on your face, when pushed down the stairs.
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
I’m not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I’m going to Hell?
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
I can totally keep secrets. It’s the people I tell them to that can’t.
I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around!