You have not been yourself lately. We have all noticed the improvement.
Author: juhy
“When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.”
“Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.”
“I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure out where the hell you got the idea I cared.”
“There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?”
“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.”
“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.”
You can’t be a real country unless you have a BEER and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons,.
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
"The stuff you heard about me is a lie. I'm way worse."