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Flying Broomstick

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On February 13, 2024
An engineering student was walking across campus when he saw his classmate flying on a broomstick. He asked, “Where did you get such a great flying broomstick?” The second one replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful witch flew up...

Behavior Modificators

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On February 11, 2024

The HMO account manager noticed that nearly every bill from a certain pediatrician’s office included the line item “Behavior modification re-enforcers”. Alarmed that the pediatrician was engaging in some unapproved,.

Arithmetic

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On February 2, 2024

TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? VINCENT: One dollar. TEACHER(sadly): You don't know your arithmetic. VINCENT(sadly): You.

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The First Female President

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On February 1, 2024
The year is 2028 and the United States has elected the first woman as well as the first Jewish president, Sarah Goldstein. She calls up her mother a few weeks after Election Day and says, "So, Mom, I assume you'll be coming to my inauguration?"...

Impatient Shopper

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On January 30, 2024

A woman was waiting in the checkout line at a shopping center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her hard glances and.

Life After Death

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On January 27, 2024

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "No, sir," the clerk replied. "Interesting." the boss said. "You see, I never did either but.

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An Apple a Day

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On January 25, 2024
Jake came rushing in to see his Dad. "Daddy!" he puffed, "Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "That's what they say," said his Dad with a smile. "Well, give me an apple quick! I've just broken the doctor's window!"

Magic Lamp

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On January 24, 2024

A man finds a lamp. He rubs it and a Genie emerges. The Genie tells him he will be granted three wishes. The man thinks for a moment and says,.

Freshman Test

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On January 23, 2024

While visiting Annapolis, a lady tourist noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand. "What are they doing?" she asked the.

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4D Experience

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On January 22, 2024
A new supermarket opened near my house. They feature 4D experience while shopping to bring you closer to nature. There is an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and you smell...
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