A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What’s your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I...
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A new sales assistant was hired at a large department store. On his first day, the sales manager took him around to show him the ropes. They were passing by.
A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?" The man replied, "My.
I was in a public toilet and had just sat down, when I heard a voice from the next stall. He said, "Hi, how are you?" Embarrassed I said, "I am doing fine." The voice said, "So what are you up to?" I said, "Just...
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked his grandpa, "Can you make a sound like a frog, Grandpappy? Grandpa, being in a kind.
A man went grocery shopping with his wife. They split to save time, he was to get produce and she would get dairy. With his hands full of fruit and.
When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had some very good news for him. "Guess what, sir?" the clerk said. "I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we've...
A group of four-year-olds were trying very hard to become accustomed to school. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to.
Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, "I'll.
A “Husband Shopping Center” was opened where any woman could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors. The only rule was, once you opened...