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Infinite Gifts

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On March 16, 2024
An angel appears at a college faculty meeting and tells the Dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, infinite wisdom, or infinite beauty. Without hesitating, the Dean selects infinite wisdom. “Done!”...

Slow Train

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On March 14, 2024

A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside. "What's going on?" she yells out the window. "Cow.

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Pastor’s Children

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On March 12, 2024
A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the...

40th Anniversary

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On March 6, 2024

John and Nancy were married for 40 years. For their anniversary, they decided they wanted to renew their vows and planned a renewal ceremony.They were discussing the details with their.

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Late for Church

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On February 27, 2024
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday dress was running so she wouldn't be late for church. As she ran she kept praying, "Dear God, please don't let me be late to church. Please don't let me be late to church." Suddenly, she...

Ex-Girlfriend

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On February 22, 2024

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone.

Unusual Emotions

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On February 20, 2024

One night, a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face.

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Financial Adviser

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On February 18, 2024
A wealthy ninety year old tycoon is meeting with his new financial adviser. The adviser is very excited and tells the old man, "I just found out about an investment I can make for you which will double your money in just five years!" "Five...
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