Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal, they lay down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. Holmes said: "Watson, look up and tell me what you see"....
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A man lies on his deathbed surrounded by his family, a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good-looking and athletic, but the fourth and the.
A boss said to his secretary I want to have sex with you I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend.
Recently I heard the former mayor of Reading, Pennsylvania, recount some funny stories about his time in office. One happened while he was running for reelection; he was in a bar and paid for a woman’s drink. She thanked him but wondered why a stranger...
One lovely morning, Ben and Thomas were out golfing. Ben slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine.
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary. The old woman said, "We will go to all the same places that we.
Three guys, Shane, Ricky and Jeff, were working on a high-rise building project when Shane fell off the scaffolding and instantly died. As the ambulance took the body away, Ricky said, 'Someone should go and tell his wife." Jeff says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at...
While on a road trip, an elderly couple, stopped at Pizza Hut for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip to Phoenix. When leaving,.
A philosophy professor was at a party and became indignant when asked if it was true that all philosophy professors were absent-minded. "No, they're not absent-minded. Don't you think I know where.
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, “Pull, Nellie, pull!” Buddy didn’t move. Then the farmer hollered,...