A couple gets a divorce, after three years of marriage. The woman decides to date other men. She goes out and dates several men, but is unable to find one who can satisfy her in bed. After a few months on the lone road, she...
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Last night, I swung my arm over my wife in bed and it felt a little easier than usual. "Love, have you lost weight? I asked. "Awww, thank you honey,.
A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raises his hand and.
The doctor, who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life, finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking...
Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning the father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!" "What.
A man goes to a doctor, twitching his fingers and stuttering, finally manages to say, "Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem. Can you help me?” "Oh, that's not a.
A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She called a local milk farm and ordered 25 gallons of milk. When the customer service representative read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons....
Yesterday I was at my local Walmart store buying a large bag of dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked.
GREAT NEWS !!!!! I just figured it out. I’m a Seenager. (aka Senior teenager) I have everything I wanted as a teenager, only 71 years later. I don't have to go to school, I.
A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, ‘Dad’. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and...