An old guy was working out at the gym when he spotted a young hot blonde girl walking in. He asked the trainer standing next to him, "What machine should I use to impress that girl over there?" The trainer looked him up and down...
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One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags.
A 10-year-old girl was walking home alone from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, turns.
A guy tells his buddy, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I’m stumped.” His buddy said, “I have an idea. Why don’t you make up a...
A guy goes into the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." "Ok, Have.
A jockey is about to enter an race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, "All you have to remember with this horse.
A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars - there's nothing left! Thank God we are...
Three drunk guys got in a taxi. The taxi driver saw that they were drunk so he started the engine and turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached.
An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "Praise the Lord!" Next door.
A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome young cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: ‘I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to...