A man was going up to bed, when his wife told him he’d left the light on in the garden shed – she could see it from the bedroom window. But he said that he hadn’t been in the shed that day. He looked himself,...
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The brothel's madam opened the door to find a frail, elderly gentleman standing there. "May I help you?" asked the madam. "I want Natalie," replied the old man. "Sir, Natalie.
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the.
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor had her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 10...
A man went to the Doctor and the doctor told him he had only 24 hours to live. He goes home to tell his wife and after they both had.
There are five different kinds of sex: The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face. The second.
A guy walks into his boss' office and asks for a day off. His boss replies, "So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks...
There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence. So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in.
I recall my first time with a condom, I must have been 16. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful assistant behind.
An ugly man walks into a bar and a beautiful woman approaches him the woman asks the man, "How would you like to get out of here?" The man is stunned. He never thought a woman like her would ever approach him so he agrees....