Another clever one …..

There was an Indian, a Pakistani and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a
carriage in a train going through Tasmania, Australia. Suddenly the train went
through a tunnel and as it was an old style train there were no lights in the
carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the
sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia
Schiffer and the Pakistani were sitting as if nothing had happened and the
Indian had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there. The Indian
was thinking: “The Pakistani must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed
him and slapped me instead.”

Claudia Schiffer was thinking: “The Indian must have tried to kiss me and
actually kissed the Pakistani and got slapped for it.”

The Pakistani was thinking: “This is great! The next time the train goes
through a tunnel I’ll make another kissing noise and slap that Indian dumb-ass
again.”