A typical male
By A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to
give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what
she does with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her
hair done, new make up, buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for
the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him
because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf
clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she
presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him
because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the
$5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint
account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves
him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money,
and then he married the one with the largest breasts.