A Coffin

A coffin maker was on his way to deliver one of his coffins when his car broke down just before reaching his customer’s location.  He was a strong man, and trying not to be late, he lifted the coffin over his head and began walking to his destination.
A police officer saw him and asked, “Hey, what are you carrying and where are you going?”
The man, annoyed by the lack of common sense, replied sarcastically, “I didn’t like where I was buried so I am relocating.”