Suicidal blonde

Suicidal blonde

A blonde girl got so mad about blonde jokes she decided to kill herself.

She finds a suitable tree and proceeds to hang herself by the ankles.

Two guys come over and say, “Are you trying to kill yourself?”

The blonde replies, “Yes, I am.”

One of the men says, “Then shouldn’t you hang the rope on your neck instead of your ankles?”

The blonde says, “I tried that, but I couldn’t breathe.”