Sneaky Tip

At a local supermarket, the teenage bagger was helping an older man bag his groceries. One of the rules there was that baggers cannot accept tips when helping people bring groceries to their cars. Both the employees and the customers knew of the rule.
Grateful for his help, the older man leans forward to the teenager who just helped him unpack the cart into his car, sneaks a buck into the teenager’s hand, and whispers, “Here, young man. I want you to have a picture of your uncle George.”
Thinking quickly, the teen pocketed the ‘picture’ and then asked the man, “Any chance you happen to have pictures of my grandfathers, Ulysses or Benjamin?”