When You Die
By Husband and his wife had a bitter fight on the day of their 20th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads, “Here lies my wife – cold as ever.”
“Yeah” she replies, “And when you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads, “Here lies my husband – stiff at last!”
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