FBI Tip

The phone rings at the FBI office. “Hello?” answers an agent.
“I’m calling to report my neighbor, Tom. He is hiding coke in his firewood.”
“We’ll send some men over, thank you for alerting us.”
The next day, the FBI comes over to Tom’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no cocaine, swear at Tom and leave.
That evening, the phone rings at Tom’s house. “Hey, Tom! Did the FBI come?”
“Yeah!”
“Did they chop your firewood?”
“Yeah they did.”
“Okay, now it’s your turn to call. I need my garden plowed.”