First Fight
By Three weeks after her wedding day, Daphne called her mother. “Mom,” she wailed “John and I had a dreadful fight!”
“Calm down,” said her mom, “it’s not half as bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first fight.”
“I know, I know!” said Daphne. “But, what am I going to do with the BODY?!”
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