Jean Pierre was having a costume party and…

Jean Pierre was having a costume party and told all his friends that they must
come dressed as an emotion.

The night of the party the doorbell rang and there stood Ann Marie dressed
in black and she said “I am gloom.”

A few minutes later the doorbell rang again. This time it was Hubert,
dressed in green, claiming to be envy.

The third time the doorbell rang, it was Michelle, all dressed in red for
rage.

The next time Jean Pierre open his door, there was Marcell, naked, except
for a pear tied to his penis. “What emotion are you?” asked Jean Perre.

And Marcell simply answered “I’m fucking despair.”