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The world's smartest man?

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A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were
all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.

Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that
lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of
minutes. “There are only enough parachutes for four of the five of us,” he
announced. “Since I’m the pilot, I get one!” After saying this, the pilot
grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.

“I’m the world’s greatest athlete,” proclaimed Michael Jordon. “This world
needs great athletes, so I must live.” Michael Jordon then grabbed a parachute
and leaped out of the plane.

“I’m the smarest man in the world,” bragged Bill Gates. “The world needs smart
men, so I must also live!” Bill Gates grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the
plane.

At this point, the Pope began to speak. “I have lived a long life
compared to you, and you may take the last parachute. I will go down with the
plane.”

“You don’t have to stay here! The world’s smartest man jumped out of
the plane with my backpack.”

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