Bar Bet
By A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I can pee farther than anyone else”
“Yeah” the bartender says.
“Sure, and I can pee right on the spot from 75 feet away” the guy says.
“Yeah right” the bartender says.
“It’s true, in fact, I’ll bet you 100 dollars that I cam pee right into a beer bottle 75 feet away and not spill a drop” the guy says.
“Go ahead” the bartender says smiling at the chance to make some easy money.
So a beer bottle is placed on the floor 75 feet away. Then the guy whips out his dick and starts peeing. He pees on the wall, he pees on the floor, he pees on the ceiling and bar, he even pees on the bartender. He pees everywhere EXCEPT in the bottle.
The bartender starts smiling and tells the guy to pay up. The guy goes into another room, comes out a few minutes later with a big grin on his face and pays the bartender. The bartender then says to the guy, “Why are you so happy, you just lost a hundred bucks?”
Then the guy says “”Well, I just bet the guys in the other room a thousand bucks that I could pee all over your bar and not only would you not mind, but you’d be smiling.”