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Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say.
Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers.
Drunks get nine years in violin case.
Iraqi head seeks arms.
Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?
Prostitutes appeal to Pope.
Panda mating fails – veterinarian takes over.
Teacher strikes idle kids.
Clinton wins budget – more lies ahead.
Miners refuse to work after death.
Juvenile court to try shooting defendant.
Two sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter.
If strike isn’t settled quickly, it may last a while.
Couple slain – police suspect homicide.
Man struck by lightning faces battery charge.
New study of obesity looks for larger test group.
Astronaut takes blame for gas in space.
Local high school dropouts cut in half.
Typhoon rips through cemetery – hundreds dead.