Too Big For Me

A couple was celebrating their 25th anniversary, and really doing it up the same as 25 years ago.

They renewed their vows with the same minister who had married them, had a reception in the same hall and went to the same hotel for their second honeymoon.

They were even in the same room as they were getting undressed for bed, she said to him, “Isn’t this romantic? I don’t want to change anything.”

He said: “Well. There is one thing I would like to change. Remember how the first time you saw me naked you cried because it was so big? Well, honey, after twenty-five years of marriage and three children, now it’s my turn.”