Thanksgiving this year
By Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving
this year?
A: Because they’re sending their turkey to the White House!
A: Because they can’t afford any more pork.
A: Reagan ate all the jellybeans.
A: They’ve been having turkey FOR YEARS.
A: Because Bill is having Gennifer.
A: Because Clinton “invested” all the turkey.
1602100cookie-checkThanksgiving this year