John Denver's Final Song
Oh God I’m An Ocean Buoy
John Denver’s Final Song
Took a flight from the farm and I never came back
Built a plane from a kit But I didn’t have the knack
Jumped in the cockpit and downed a six-pack
And now I’m an ocean buoy
Well, I grabbed the controls And I started to fiddle
Got flames coming up On my face like a griddle
Air flight ain’t nothing But a funny, funny riddle
So now I’m an ocean buoy.
Well, my head’s chopped in pieces And my body’s full of dents
They’ll identify me By my guitar’s fingerprints
I tried to “dry out” But instead got a rinse
And now I’m an ocean buoy
Well, it’s really farrr out When you’re down ‘neath the water
I just ain’t been right Since I started on the bottle
I reach for Jim Beam But instead grab the throttle
And now I’m an ocean buoy
Well, I grabbed the controls And I started to fiddle
Got flames coming up On my face like a griddle
George Burns appeared beside me And we prayed just a little
Oh God! I’m an ocean buoy!
The day’s just about over And I’m sinking kinda low
In the undersea world of Jacques Cousteau
Calypso can you find me By the bubbles that I blow
‘Cause now I’m an ocean buoy.