40th Anniversary

John and Nancy were married for 40 years. For their anniversary, they decided they wanted to renew their vows and planned a renewal ceremony.

They were discussing the details with their friends, and Nancy  was excitedly describing the dress she was planning to wear. One of her friends asked what color shoes she had to go with the dress.

Nancy replied, “Silver.”

At that point, her husband chimed in, “Yep, silver…to match her hair.”

Shooting a glaring look at John’s bald spot, Nancy’s friend said, “So, John, I guess you are going barefoot then.”