Vacation at a Nude Beach

Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach.
The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and
plays in the water.

The son comes running up to his mom and says…”Mommy, I saw
ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!” The mom
says…”the bigger they are, the dumber they are.”

So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running
back and says…”Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than
daddy’s!” The mom says…”the bigger they are, the dumber they
are.”

So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running
back and says…”Mommy, I just saw daddy talking to the dumbest
lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and
dumber he got!”