The Top 13 Pick-Up Lines Used by Prince Harry
By 13> “Hi there. I know eventual-King William.”
12> “If I said you had a beautiful body — for a commoner, of course — would you hold it against me?”
11> “How’d you like to be hounded by paparazzi for the next six months?”
10> “Wanna inbreed?”
9> “Actually, that’s my *inheritance* in my pocket AND I’m happy to see you.”
8> “See ‘Jar Jar’ over there? That’s my dad.”
7> “Technically, you’ll be knighted if I touch you with my ‘royal sceptre.'”
6> “Care to come to my castle for some Bangers and Mash?”
5> “It’s not a proper curtsy unless your skirt’s over your head.”
4> “As a member in good standing of the Royal Hunt Club, it’s been my lifelong ambition to chivvy a little fox like you.”
3> “Before this evening’s over, I’d like to pronounce you ‘Duchess of Fellatia’.”
2> “Guards! Off with her blouse!”
1> “Waste my time with a pick-up line? Balderdash! Bark like a hound for me, peasant girl — and like it!”
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