The Scottish Egg

There was a scottish man who lived next to an englishman in Scottland.The scottsman owns chicken that lays an egg every morning that the scottsman eats for breakfeast. One day the chicken laid an egg in the englishmans backyard.After seeing this the scottsman goes nextdoor and asks the englishman for the egg. The englishman tells him “No it was laid on my property so the egg is mine.” After arguing for a while the scottsman says “It is tradition to settle these matters by kicking eachother right between the legs and whoever gets up first wins!” The englishman agrees.SO the scottsman goes first and finds his biggest,heaviest,and sturdiest boots he owns, and kicks the englishman where it hurts. The englishman falls to ground and after about a minute afterwards he gets back up and says “O its my turn.”then the scottish man says “No thats ok you can keep the egg,”